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Skips/Benson please
regular version of humans, you make the call

i need some coffee :I

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First time frottage. Human versions pretty pretty plz?

on this bb

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the oh-so-canon Benson/Pops?

...where benson feels sexually frustrated around pops and tricks pops into sex through "fixing his machinery"

Bonus points if Benson is in denial mentally about being gay

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Rigby and Mordecai, hidden somewhere in the park, mutual oral and anal sex, kissing, all that stuff, Benson masturbating while spying on them. Non-human forms.

Second this notion!

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Mordecai and Benson from the original short pleeease :D

i will do't

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Benson/ someone- Comfort Sex

After Benson goes through the trauma of unicorn-molestation, Mordecai/Skips/Pops (whichever you choose ;D ) comforts him and eventually Benson starts to feel a bit more comfortable around them to the point of love (sappy yes i know)

normal forms if you please :3c

trust 1/? (TW sexual assault, internalized victim blaming)

Benson was sure he would be fine. It had been awful, of course, he acknowledged that, breathing in and out deeply, the way he had been taught after the first time something like this had happened. He'd been untied and untaped by Skips, who told him in so many words he had sent Mordecai and Rigby to round up the unicorns so they could take care of them, and take care of them they did. Whether Skips knew at this point what they had done to him, he wasn't sure, but there was a certain satisfaction in being handed the remote that would detonate their car and having to press the button that would eradicate them. He was sure, at that point, that he would be fine, and that that certain satisfaction would help to repress the memory of their stupid hooves all over him and the utter helplessness he felt. He was sure.

The night wore into the day as the five of them (Pops had offered to help, too) cleaned up parts of the house, leaving the biggest messes for Mordecai and Rigby to deal with. He hosed them off, said his piece, and stormed off to his office. The gravity of the event that had passed only hours before suddenly sank in; he felt hollow. He could still feel their hooves stealing from his body what little virtue it had left, but even more so he could feel every pair of hands or analogous appendages that felt it was alright to simply reach out and touch his crank, or even worse, turn it. He remembered the first time it happened, bright-eyed and going to school, and the group of kids who liked to pick on him realized he was, in fact, a gum ball machine, and decided to take as many gum balls as they could from him before being disturbed by his fevered pleading that they stop. He remembered that it seemed like hours before anyone found him, in the snow somewhere, on a tree-lawn or something, just laying there. Maybe it was hours, he was never really sure. There had been other times that followed, but some melded together and others were to repressed to recall correctly; after every time he assured himself that they didn't know that what they were doing was so very sexual for him.
In the rush of memories, he found himself curled up on the floor, eyes wide and staring into the faux wood-grain pattern on his desk. A knock came at his door, breaking his trance; he stood and answered it. Skips stood in his door, looking as stoic as ever.

"Benson, those two are--" he began, but stopped and stared at him for a moment. "Are you crying?"

Benson noticed now that he had been, but smiled and shook his head. "No, no, it must be-- be allergies. I mean, they dry my eyes out a lot."

Skips looked unconvinced. "Huh. You've never had them before--"

"It's just allergies, Skips. Just allergies."

Deciding to leave well enough alone, he went on, saying, "Those two are working pretty hard and I have this under control, so if you wanted to go home and sleep for a little while, I can handle the rest."

"I don't know if I can leave with the park like this, in shambles…"

"Don't worry about it."

"What if Maellard stops in? He'd kill me. I need to be here."

"Suit yourself," Skips shrugged and stepped out the door. Before closing it, though, he said, "Sometimes I feel like you don't trust me at all with this park."

"I trust you, I just worry," Benson said, though quietly, not looking at him at all. Skips said nothing, only shrugging again and closing the door behind him as he left.

Benson spent the rest of the day distracting himself with menial tasks, paper work, drinking too much coffee and fading in and out of consciousness only to find himself reliving the night before in his dreams, waking and shuddering and trying to forget. He went home at the end of the day with a cluster headache, exhausted, desperately needing to bathe. Sleep didn't come easy, but when it did, it was thankfully dreamless.

The next day, he came into work wearing a shirt and tie. Pops told him he looked dapper, Mordecai and Rigby asked if there was something special going on in the park that day, and Skips said nothing, simply raising an eyebrow, a gesture which Benson found himself replying with a vehement defensiveness.


On a whim, Mordecai gets into the habit of teasing Benson. Benson is mortified to find that he enjoys the attention (though the teasing still pisses him off) and Mordecai is mortified to find that he's starting to think that Benson is adorable.

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Why hasn't anyone answered this yet? This prompt is effing adorable.

If no one else is going to fill it, I may do it. It may take a bit of time, though.

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What if Rigby, while snooping around Mordecai's side of the room, discovers some sex toys. When Mordecai comes in and sees, he becomes flustered and incredibly embarrassed, trying to get Rigby to put them back and go away. Rigby then comes up with an idea, what would happen if he used these on Mordecai? Think of the possibilities!

Basically, Rigby. Mordecai. Sex toys.

Make it happen, anon.

I'll do this one.
It might take a while though.

Pops/Skips, possible Pops/Skips/Benson, Sex Ed, safe sex, oral, anal, the works!

Skips is tasked with giving Pops Sex Ed lessons, mainly because Mr. Maellard is worried his son will be tricked into doing something stupid and get somebody pregnant or catch some horrible disease.

However, Pops doesn't like reading about sex (the clinical pictures make him uncomfortable), so Skips has to give Pops hands-on Sex Ed lessons so that he'll actually learn something. Because this is Sex Ed lessons, safe sex is a must!

Bonus points if Skips decides Pops needs to learn about threesomes and has Benson join them.

Extra bonus points if Pops gets possessive with Skips (and Benson, if the threesome thing happens).

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writing thiiis

A simple one : Mordecai and Rigby, (eventually) first time sex. Rigby gives Mordecai head, and afterwarw, Mordecai realises it's not really possible for him to give head, because of his beak, so he (reluctantly) lets Rigby top him to make it up.
And it's awesome.

writing this one

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Mordecai on a date with Margaret. Everything goes very fine, but he finds out about that she's a dude (the "male cardinal" theory) right before the actual sex. Margaret doesn't let Mordecai back up, and makes him her (his?) bitch.
Dominant sex or actual rape, you choose.

Benson/Mordecai, manacles, bondage

Benson is sick of Rigby and Modecai goofing off and not being where they should be, so he threatens to manacle one or both of them if they're caught not working again. He even orders a set of manacles online to make good on his threat, with the ability to manacle a person and attach them to either a tree or lamp post.

Of course the two slackers can't help but goof off or do something other than work, but only Mordecai gets caught. Modecai is immensely turned on that Benson is going so far to keep him in line.

Normal or human versions are fine.
Captcha says: instance extreme


Boy, Bensonxmordecai sure is populaR O_O......

This is really not the place for this sort of thing. If you have any discussiony type stuff to post, please post it here:

Benson/Pops, first time, gumball slot penetration with a side of schmoop.


Muscleman is moping about his ex-GF(may take place during Muscle Woman??)
Fives tries to comfort him. MM tells him that he feels empty and Fives offers to fill in the void.

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b/c I can't write worth shit, I instead offer my mediocre art skills:
goddamn you, I didn't even ship Muscleman/Highfives until now ffff-

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Benson/Pops post-'Dizzy' "cleanup"


Mordecai/Rigby, danger and angst of the abomination-of-the-week leads to vigorous, life-affirming sexytimes. (Captcha says 'mmeeyt strength', which, if I say it out loud, leads me to believe I should request it be 'Meat Your Maker'-related specifically... so bonus points for that, because that is the episode that hammered home to me just how hard this show hits my fetish buttons...)

Don continues to ruin Rigby's life.

Howzabout some NTR~

Rigby spies Mordecai and Don together, and grows increasingly frustrated/jealous with Don's play of the Mr. Perfect card.

I don't really know if kink memes are specifically for fapfic, or if regular stuff is fine too, so I guess whether he catches them on a date or in bed is writer's choice?

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Forgive my dumb, but what's NTR?

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"Employee Incentive"

Benson/everyone since he is my fandom bicycle
how, where, what, when. You don't have to go into the gory details, but he should fuck everyone
Please and thank you

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Somebody please do this; I can not think of a scenario in which High-5 Ghost says okay to sex with Benson...I don't even know how that would work, unless H5G enjoys to give handys or BJs...and that doesn't really work with Benson.

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I want some 'My Jam' post-ep-ness. My OTPs are Benson/Pops and Mordecai/Rigby, but it doesn't need to be sexytimes fic at all, it could be some everybody-hanging-out cuteness, because I'm a sucker for that, too.

Rigby/Anybody, trampoline sex

Rigby sleeps on a trampoline; somebody gets curious about what sex would be like with Rigby on his trampoline bed. Run with it.

/I can't believe I'm the first anon to suggest this.

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I can't believe you're the first anon to suggest this, either.


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They should have gone to his place

Mordecai/Benson Based on this picture.

Mordecai and Benson have been secretly dating for some time, but the "secretly" part comes crashing to a halt when EVERYONE walks in on them mid coitus at the house.

The next few days are an awkward nightmare as the park employees all adjust to the discovery in their own way. Namely by subjecting Mordecai to "shotgun" talks from his co-workers, and endless jabs at Benson from a disapproving Rigby who of course, decides to follow Mordecai around in an attempt to keep him from being alone with Benson.

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TOTALLY gonna write this!!

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Benson remembers when Don hugged him. So he goes out to find him so he can feel loved.
I can't believe this concept wasn't requested before.

Special Hugs, Part 1/?

Benson was angry and tired after a long day at the park. Mordecai and Rigby were being even more ridiculous and lazy than usual; they'd somehow managed to summon a demon, which of course made a lot of damage, and then the news crews had shown up and it was all Benson could do to keep Mr. Maellard from flipping out and firing all of them. Of course, the only thing Mordecai was upset about was that he wasn't able to get his courageous mojo working for Margaret in time to ask her out for Valentine's Day, which was in two days.

Benson sighed; the things that boy did just for the thought of a hug from that girl were insane at best.

A hug...

The last time he'd had a hug, a good, solid hug, was from Rigby's brother Don. God, that had felt good. It had felt like Don had actually cared when "sugar" was shared.

And those arms...Benson shivered a little bit at the memory. The big raccoon was so big and strong, he could probably bench-press Benson no problem. He could probably...

He could probably...

Benson felt his entire head heat up at the mental image that flashed into his vision, and shook his head. No. No he was not going to imagine Don like that. Not strong and possessive because he'd be strong and sweet and oh god, yeah, Benson was imagining Don looming over him in bed, fucking him.

Benson felt his gumball flap lift up of it's own accord, the thoughts of the young raccoon doing naughty, delicious things to him making his knees weak. He stumbled to his bedroom and flopped down onto his bed, face up.

This day was officially the worst day ever; two employees summon a demon, he almost gets fired, he comes home and ends up fantasizing about an employee's younger brother and finally, he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day...AGAIN.

Benson sighed and looked over at his phone; the message light was on. Ignoring his still-raised flap, Benson grabbed the phone and tapped the key to play the messages.

One from Pops, wondering if tomorrow after work they could play a game of chess, since Benson had left work so fast today. Delete.

One from Skips, telling Benson that Rigby and Mordecai had stopped working as soon as he'd left, and Skips was highly displeased by the amount of work they left for him to do, but at least High-Five and Muscle Man had stuck around to help. Delete.

The last message made Benson bite back a gasp. Don had called him!

"Hi Benson, it's Don, Rigby's brother. I was just checking in, since I saw on the news that something evil had been stomping around the park. I saw everybody on the news but you, and I wanted to make sure you were okay. Call me back when you can; the thought of a super-great guy like you getting hurt makes me nervous." There was a pause. "Anyway, have a good night, Benson. I'll talk to you soon."

Benson looked at the phone and then at his flap. It was completely up and he was so turned on by the fact that Don had made a phone call to check up on him that he looked back at the phone. He was already pathetic, might as well go for the gold. Benson set the phone by his head, pushed the button to repeat the message from Don, then let his hands get to work.

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Alternative version of the episode Ello Guv'nor : during the night scene, Rigby actually asks Mordecai to sleep with him in the bed, after the nightmare. Mord is kinda reluctant at first, but actually finds Rigby cute when he's all scared, and start reassuring him. Hugs and cuddle lead to romantic kiss, and eventually to some non-penetrative sex (mututal handjob/frottig), if you really want it to be porn.

I'd really like to see more happy/cute stuff between Rigby and Mordecai, so that would be appreciated a lot.

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Dude, on this. So hard.

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Benson gets pressured into playing punchies.

It turns out he's incredibly strong.


"What if we play punchies? If I win then you have to do it!"

It was the most ludicrous thing Benson had ever heard. 9 AM in the morning, and Rigby was still insistent that it was too early to get started on his workload for the day. The gumball man had come into the kitchen to find him raiding the pantry of all its sweets, and the two of them quickly found themselves arguing over the ditches Rigby was supposed to be digging to accommodate new electrical lines. Then the raccoon actually had the nerve to propose his and Mordecai's idiotic game, like he was in any position to negotiate.

"What if you get your ass out the door before I FIRE YOU?"

His seething, red coloration failed to intimidate the little creature, and a smug grin wormed its way across his features. "Scaa~aared?"

"Scared?" Benson almost couldn't believe his ears, "Of you?? Hah!"

"Then whatcha got to lose, huh?" Rigby's stance had become aggressive, preparing for a bout. His boss considered the options. The worst case, Rigby would either get out there and dig or get fired for disobedience when Benson refused to entertain his childish game. Best case, Rigby would get out there and dig, and Benson would get a free shot at someone he had been suppressing the urge to knock upside the head for a loooooong time.

His smug grin dwarfed the raccoon's entirely. "You know what? You're on."

"Alright," Rigby hopped up to the table where he could attack properly, "Have fun digging for me!" He waved his hands dramatically in an odd pattern before driving his fist forward with all his might! "Rigby... Punch!!!"

While the raccoon whimpered and clutched his stinging hand in the aftermath, Benson drove a fist back, sending it careening into the coon's shoulder.

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I'd like to request a fic inspired by an above prompt and an entry on Fandom Secrets. Margaret is a male-to-female transsexual. Muscle Man is female-to-male. They bond. Preferably nonshippy, just a shared experience thing. Up to you if any other characters know about either of them.


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